Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:33 pm by CMKCot
CPU: A really smart Elf tied up inside the CPU case
HD: a notebook and a pencil.
VGA/Monitor: an elf that's really good at pictionary and a blackboard.
PSU: IV bags filled with high fructose corn syrup, plugged into the elfs.
Input Interface: 8gbps mind-uplink between Santa thoughts and the elfs, thanks to the infinite power of coercion and torment.
Case: more like Cage, with comfy built-in bunk bed.
Cooling: no cooling, the danger of suffocation keeps the elfs alert and ready.
if i were santa, and had my very own sweatshop ran by slave elfs that's how i would build my pc... or i could sell some of the elves to some shady and secretive millionaires up to no good, in exchange for some money, and would probably buy some of the other pcs listed here.