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Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

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Binzyrd

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Post Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:31 pm

Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

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Day 9:

Tell us a multiboxing-themed Christmas joke!


We'll have 9 random winners selected from all of Day 9's eligible answers. (Rules: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=5085)
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eisenhorn

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Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:19 am

Post Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:45 pm

Re: Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

One I heard many moons back (and credit to nukedoom)... :lol:
A dwarf goes into a bar in Stormwind and orders four beers. He starts drinking them, one sip each at a time, and after about a half hour he's finished all four, pays, and leaves.

The next day he returns, doing the same thing. The bartender looks at him funny, but pours the four drinks and serves them. He drinks them the same way, until he finishes all four, pays, and leaves again.

The third day, when the dwarf returns, the barkeep can't take it anymore. "If you drink the beers one at a time, they'll all be cold and won't get flat at the end. Why do you want all four at the same time?"

The dwarf explains: I have a brother in Ironforge, one in Booty Bay, and one who lives on Theramore Isle. We can't get together as much as we want, so at the same time each day we all go to a bar and order a round. We drink 'em all and pretend we're all at a bar together".

The barkeeper nods and serves four beers. Nobody else disturbs the dwarf while he finishes off the four beers.

The next day the dwarf comes into the bar, but only orders three beers. Silence falls. Nobody at the bar can look the poor dwarf in the eye. Finally, the barkeeper walks over to try to console him. "I'm so sorry for your loss. Do you want to talk about it? tell us what happened to your fourth brother".

The dwarf looks confused for a moment, then bursts out laughing.

"It's not what you think!!! I just quit drinking today!"
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Frayzion

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Joined: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:05 am

Post Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:51 pm

Re: Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

What does an ISBoxer most like to see at Christmas?

Multi-boxes under the under the tree!
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Sylver

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Joined: Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:02 pm

Post Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:20 pm

Re: Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

The noob multi-boxer decides to make a party of four and test out his multi-boxing skillz.

First he creates a paladin, to provide buffs and give the party a meatshield.
Then he decides on a rogue, to serve as the party's dedicated trapfinder and lockpicker.
He wanted his third character to be a ranger, to help the party track enemies.
Finally, he chose a wizard, to wipe out their enemies with arcane might.

However, upon taking heavy injuries during the first trial of combat and having no way to heal, the multi-boxer realized he had made a serious clerical error. :lol:

Merry Christmas!!!
- Sylver
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qonan

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Joined: Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:35 pm

Post Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:21 pm

Re: Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

Who makes all the presents? ''' 4 multyboxing Night Elfs
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Boox

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Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:03 pm

Post Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:28 am

Re: Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

Q: What holiday does a multiboxer celebrate in December?

A: All of them.
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djein

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Joined: Thu May 09, 2013 6:49 pm

Post Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:37 am

Re: Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Isboxer under a tree.

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
I don't know I'm multiboxing in my bedroom with the door locked and I have lost all track of time...and loved ones.
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Hadara

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Joined: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:51 am

Post Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:25 am

Re: Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

Why can Santa use the chimney in a Multiboxers house without being set on fire?

Because the Multiboxer keeps his home warm with the waste heat of the multiple PCs used for boxing!
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Binzyrd

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Location: Denver, CO

Post Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:47 pm

Re: Day 9 of 12 Days of ISBoxer Christmas

Those were fun to read! Day 9 is over, and the winners from the forums are Eisenhorn, Qonan, Boox, Djein, Hadara! We also had 4 winners from Facebook.

Here's Day 10: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=5155

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